58.

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! “Happy Birthday’s” a misnomer, actually — speaking technically, your creation involved no reproductive processes, and the genetic committee helming the parent project unanimously signed an NDA attesting to the utter preposterousness of your very existence, so, uh…jeez, sorry there, buddy. Cake’s in the fridge, help yourself.

grh

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